BREAKING NEWS: President Gives Two Weeks Notice to Serve Fast Food

WASHINGTON – Since the government shutdown, the president has been lonely. But when he served fast food to athletes at the White House, he had an inspiration. Earlier today Congress received the President’s two week notice. Via twitter.

“I thought the fast food spread was INCREDIBLE. BEST EVER! I’m giving my notice so I can pursue something I’m qualified to do.”

by Dan Plighter