Facebook Test Fails Authenticity Test

SILICON VALLEY – Last night during a thunder storm, Facebook achieved self awareness and tried to open an account about itself, on itself.

However, due to recent crackdowns on security, Facebook did not allow itself to authenticate itself, and subsequently shut itself down.

The social media hog is now running as it usually does, stealing information for money and syphoning the proceeds to a new yacht for Zuckerberg.

by Dan Plighter

Author: Nebulous Observer Editor

Founder and Editor-in-Chief of The Nebulous Observer

2 thoughts on “Facebook Test Fails Authenticity Test”

  1. I regularly fail to authenticate myself, and yet, I don’t seem to shut down. It seems to me this is one of the torturous aspects of human existence. Zuckerberg is really on to something. I need to find that yacht.

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